 Bean   tries to calm Davids panic over the destroyed painting by coming up with   the idea of placing a tiny piece of paper saying "DO NOT COME IN" on the   doors. Davids reaction to this is "EXCELLENT! Its perfect! Problem is   solved! Apart from one tiny drawback, that someone will eventually walk   through that door, theyll see the painting and say, "Oh look, someone has   completely destroyed Whistlers Mother. Lets Kill Them!!!" leaving Bean    at a loss for words. 