cameras disguised  as a wristwatch, a diamond ring, a cigarette lighter, and cufflinks. The head  of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Air Force General Buck Turgidson (George C.  Scott) catches him in flagrante and, as before, tackles him and throws him to  the floor. They fight furiously until President Merkin Muffley intervenes:  "This is the War Room, gentlemen! How dare you fight in here!" General  Turgidson is unfazed. "Weve got the Commie rat redhanded this time, Mr.  President!" The detachment of four military police, which earlier escorted  the ambassador to the War Room, stands by as General Turgidson continues:  "Mr. President, my experience in these matters of espionage has caused me to  be more skeptical than your average Joe. I think these cameras," he indicates  the array of ingenious devices, "may be dummy cameras, Just to put us off. I  say hes got the real McCoy concealed on his person. I would like to have  your permission, Mr. President, to have him fully searched." "All right," the  President says, "permission granted." General Turgidson addresses the  military police: "Okay boys, you heard the President. I want you to search  the ambassador thoroughly. And due to the tininess of his equipment do not  overlook any of the seven bodily orifices." The camera focuses on the face of  the ambassador as he listens and mentally calculates the orifices with an  expression of great annoyance. Why you capitalist swine!" he roars, and  reaches out of the frame to the huge three