 The warning at the beginning of the DVD, after the copyright warnings  reads:  WARNING  If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you  read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Dont  you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly  cant think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so  impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who  claim it? Do you read everything youre supposed to read? Do you think  everything youre supposed to think? Buy what youre told you should  want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex.  Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a  fight. Prove youre alive. If you dont claim your humanity you will  become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler