 Mother Nature  Listed among the people and things thanked  by the producers are:  The Romijns, Whomever Owns the Vast  Expanse Behind Gillians Parents House, The Skinnydippers,  Anyone Who Can Read This And Watch Bloopers At the Same Time,  Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Jack Benny, Groucho Marx, Veronica Lake,  Not Mike Boyd, Erica Tyler, Bill Stewart, Mr. Cavanaugh,  That Cute Girl I Never Bothered to Talk To At Channel 3,  Adobe Systems, David Letterman, Conan OBrien, Mr. Coffee,  The Pet Shop Boys, Sam the Dog.  THE PERSONS AND EVENTS IN THIS MOTION PICTURE ARE FICTICIOUS.  ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PERSONS OR EVENTS IS UNINTENTIONAL,  EXCEPT FOR MARK MONROYS BLATANT IMITATION OF INTERNATIONAL  SOCCER STAR PELE.  THIS MOTION PICTURE IS PROTECTED UNDER LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES.  UNAUTHORIZED DUPLICATION, DISTRIBUTION, OR EXHIBITION MAY RESULT  IN A SWIFT KICK IN THE WHOOSY