 The Chuck Lorre Productions vanity card at the end of each episode consists  of the words "Chuck Lorre Productions", the episode number, and a short  essay or mini screenplay that changes with each episode. Topics have  included a riff on slang words that Lorre wants to coin, the reason a  certain scene containing the line of dialogue that was used as the  episodes title was edited out, and a screenplay about Lorres assistant  entering his office and finding him curled up in the foetal position.