 Woody Allen is laying on a couch eating an apple while a woman stripper is  taking her black dress and undergarments off in front of him. Meanwhile the  end credits scroll up on the right side of the screen. The credits say:  The characters and  events depicted in this  photoplay are fictitious.  Any similarity to actual  persons living or dead is  purely coincidental.  And if you have been  reading this instead of  looking at the girl, then  see your psychiatrist, or  go to a good eye doctor  (the credits now scroll faster and give and eye test):  E		1  FP		2  TOZ		3  LPED		4  PECFD 	5  EDFCZP	 6  FELOPZD	 7  DEFPOTEC	8  LEFODPCT	9  FSFPTFED	10  ?????????	11  By this time, the stripper is about to remove her underwear.  Woody stops her and says,  "I promised Id put her in the film somewhere."  (only his voice is dubbed)  THE END (appears in the lower left)