 The following is a completely fictional work of satire. Any similarities  with actual rappers is totally, completely, coincidental.  Also, I aint dissin nobodys city, or region, or...whatever geographic  affiliation you got. I love everybody.  Seriously. I really dont want any of you niggas running up on me at the  club. I dont have no crew, and they dont pay me enough to hire  bodyguards. I know how yall niggas do. Its just jokes, man.  Dictated. Not read. The management.