  einstimmungen mit real Personen oder Geschehnissen sind zufällig und  haben nix zu bedeuten." [The persons and events depicted here are solely  based on the excrecences of a sick mind and never have happened this way.  All correspondences with real persons or events are coincidental and  actually mean nothing].  and further:  "Bei den Dreharbeiten zu diesem Film sind weder Tiere noch kleine Kinder  zu Schaden gekommen." [Neither animals nor small children were harmed  during the making of this film].