 The Starship Enterprise is called to assist the Turds on the planet Uranus. Once inside the planet s flatulating force field, the Starship is pulled through the stench toward the crack in Uranus where a sphincter will crush it. Mr. Spock prepares a preparation HP, which, without time to test it, Captain Kirk orders be shot into Uranus. Will Spock s concoction shrink the planet s tracteroids and save the Starship?