 With his sister stuck in the Christmas tree like an ornament, the Angry Kid sits on the family couch, wearing white gloves and a small crown. He s preparing to tape the Queen s annual Christmas message as 1999 comes to a close. It takes more than one take for the Kid to discard his usual demeanor for that of the Monarch: "As we leave the old millennium..." But even then, can he pull off the entire script, or will the director have to call central casting?