 Meet Valdemar. He lives in an answering machine. Or, more specifically, he lives in Rodney s answering machine. It is his only job. It was his father s before him and his father s fathers before that. Valdemar is content. He knows of the world outside of the answering machine but he does not want to be a part of it. Until, one day, an angel from heaven leaves a message for Rodney. Her name is Sophia and her voice is pure. Valdemar is smitten. It is the aural equivalent of love at first sight...