 50-year-old Alan Fletcher has been thinking about his sexy, flirtatious 10th grade teacher for 35 years. When Patty, the teenager who lives across the hall, encourages him to find Miss Shellagh, the two develop an awkward friendship, and Alan finds himself alternately attracted to his now 60- year-old former teacher, and his 15-year-old neighbor. Meanwhile, Alan also has ongoing, secret encounters with the mysterious girl in the window across the courtyard, and the woman who peeps into her window with him.