 After getting fired from yet another job, two losers embark on a journey to impress their reluctant dates. In order to score, Waylon and Buzz must acquire the discontinued food item, the "Feed Bag." Upon finding the only convenience store which carries Feed Bags is closed, Waylon and Buzz decide to break in and, in turn, cannot break out. Oh yeah, there s also Fievel, biology teacher-turned-drug dealer, a killer Pomeranian, etymology mixups, the implications of showtunes, the vindictive copy store clerk, the smarmy taxi driver, and a mysterious Pachinko machine named Al.