 This is a side-splitter, in which we introduce a very young and very wise cadet. He starts to smoke his first cigar. He begins with a smile of contentment and many ludicrous facial expressions, but after proceeding a short time with his smoke his nerves begin to forsake him. A pained expression passes over his face and he begins to perspire. Then he becomes deathly ill. The facial contortions that follow keep the audience in continued laughter.