 The rich and successful manager of The Cobblers Arms ( Tony Slattery  (qv)), the most feared side in the Northern pub seven-a-side league, persuades Arthur ( Gary Olsen  (qv)) to become involved in a seemingly hopeless bet to train a team of deadbeats, The Wheatsheaf, to play against his team. Arthur readily accepts the challenge before realising what a mammoth uphill struggle it would be! A chance meeting with Hazel Scott ( Samantha Janus  (qv)), a fitness instructor with her own gym, gives him an idea and between them they have just eight weeks to persuade, cajole and bully the reluctant, drunken layabouts of The Wheatsheaf into a team capable of beating The Cobblers Arms, something which hasn t been done for ten years. Will they be able to do it??