 Dead dogs, foetus burgers and Nazi clown-chefs; something smells fishy in London; and for once it s not Glover s pants. Detective Danny Glover, Scarborough Police s premier dog-napping-ring buster and general fat bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective Sonny Boy with a little problem: Who is butchering London s dogs? The answer seems obvious at first, it must be Burger Priest; the Pope s Neo-Nazi clown-chef empire: home of the  Amen with Cheese , a rancid burger made of fingernails, turds and aborted foetii; just don t ask what goes into their  Nunion Rings ! Detectives Glover and Sonny Boy engage on a covert mission to uncover Burger Priest s dark secret; but even they are unprepared for the true horror and depth of the fast food franchise s depravity. Assisted by Feety, a heroin-addicted foetus, and Ellen Mellon, a New York reporter who also happens to be an animated ventriloquist s doll, they must reveal the Pope s evil plan and shut down Burger Priest for good. Along the way they learn the truth behind London s drug-addled pregnant teenagers and come face to face with the reality of their own sordid addictions. If this isn t enough, there s a third force at work. Something is stalking and killing Burger Priest s Nazi clown-chef army. Something that crawled out of the ocean, hell bent on revenge. A creature so terrifying men dare not speak its name; the semi-evolved shark terror known only as: THE EVOLVED. If only God existed, maybe he could help you.