 "Miss Cast Away" (aka "Island Girl") is a mix of "There s Something About Mary" and "Scary Movie" crosses "Cast Away" with "Miss Congeniality."<brWhat happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it s way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women -- of which none have ever even gone camping.<br> Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah s ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island.