 Egotistical faded star Hedy Lamarr (drag queen Mario Montez) visits a plastic surgeon (Ronald Tavel) to be transformed into the "14-year-old girl" she believes herself to be. She is then caught shoplifting by Mary Woronov and is put on trial, with Tavel as the judge and her five ex-husbands (one of whom is Gerard Malanga) the jury. Hedy remains self-centered and detached throughout, posing and primping and bursting out renditions of "I Feel Pretty" and "Young at Heart."