 The neurotic lives of young, commitment-weary New Yorkers. Eric, a reformed ladies man determined to settle down, sets his sights on Heather, a reformed nice girl determined to raise hell. From candy and flowers to kidnapping and assault, Eric and his beer-drinking brigade go to extraordinary lengths in pursuit of Heather s rebellious heart. With their best efforts and greatest brain-storms, it s obvious from the start that they ve got no better than a Fat Chance!