 Newton s Disease may or may not exist. Griffen Biederman is going to find out. Griffen s own existence is a quagmire of disappointment - work is a vacuum, his shrink is a pusher and his marriage is a joke. Richard Nixon is a client on the phone. He may or may not have Newton s Disease. Consolidated Mutual, Griffen s employer, dictates that Mr. Nixon be denied without question, but in a fit of individualism Griffen bucks the system to track down the truth. What he discovers will have you questioning what you know. Does 16 + 9 = 23? Do Catholic parents raise Presbyterian children? Is selflessness unattainable? Yes and other answers found within. **WARNING** May Cause Dizziness // Take With Food