 Devastated by the "Dear Jane" letter, a half-in-the-bag Susan (Jacalyn O Shaughnessy) decides to kill herself. The Man Upstairs (Gordon Clapp, NYPD Blue) tries to talk her out of it but instead makes life seem more unbearable than ever. Susan attempts suicide using all known methods one after another, but never has anyone failed so miserably or consistently. Or so comically. After all, she might as well live...