 Assistant photographer Radha, silently salivates over model Vikram Verma. Of course Vikram, who already has a girlfriend (Namrata Barua as the perpetually pouting Maggie) is totally unaware of her presence. Hence, Radha is sad and distracted, and silently sighs, and sighs, and sighs... until her sprightly grandmother (Tanuja in an endearing role) notices, and offers her a solution for the problem. Her solution consists of Radha s application of 5 rules, with Nirvana i.e.; Vikram s undying love as the ultimate goal. Radha agrees, of course (duh !). Begin application. End application. Goal achieved ? Watch Rules and find out.