 When Jerry stubles upon a the Trekkies  top secret plans to wipe out George Lucas and all Star Wars fans at a Miami convention, Jerry arms himself with his plastic light sabre and learns the ways of the Jedi from master yoda, a Toys R Us rubber doll that repeats the same three lines of dialogue over and over again. Will his training be enough to stop three middle aged mentally unstable Trekkies? Or will the Trekkies succeed and save humanity from having to sit through another Star Wars prequel?