 GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien antiheroes, conduct a worldwide telethon to feed souls to the World Maggot, which will transport the members of GWAR off our miserable planet once it grows. GWAR s tele-casts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world s monopolistic entertainment giant. GlomCo attempts to bribe GWAR s manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR out to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR s revenge on the sniveling executives at GlomCo uncovers a dastardly plot to homogenize all humanity by the evil doctor Skulhedface!