 What s the worst crime that can be committed in a pub? Trying to steal another person s boyfriend or girlfriend is bad, but spilling someone else s drink is much, much worse. This terrible mistake could lead to all sorts of, often violent, trouble. Glasgow Kiss is a perfect example of the dangers faced by unknowing drinkers every week in crowded bars up and down the nation. In a pub an elbow is accidentally jogged and, horror of horrors, some beer is spilt. The resulting brawl takes on an unusual, highly painful form for its macho protagonists.