 Low on the totem pole hoodlums (David Proval, Dan Moran) hire a prostitute (Candis Cayne) with a knack for fantastic oral sex for their mob boss (Tony Sirico) for his birthday to get recognition. Everything goes fantastically and the boss even falls in love and starts talking marriage. At that point the two discover that she is really a he and if that gets discovered, they will be dead.